Funny Translation Fails!

Feeling a bit lost? This sign will show you exactly where you are! 

No "Wang-Wang" here please!

I SPEACK English too! 

We're OK with violations, but not with littering. 

Don't treat me like a potato; I'd prefer to be treated like a carrot my dear ANGLE. 

Maybe I shouldn't have this sign on this Website...

You may use this toilet in exchange for your soul...! Warning: you may not make it to heaven after leaving the premises!

You say To-may-to, 

I say To-Mah-To!

Nope, they don't!