"Stop fart technology" Wow! 

I bet the air in that house is really fresh!

Imagine inviting a friend over for lunch at this place, and asking them if they want the "egg soil" or the "Steamed egg meat smell of urine".

Great place to eat if you've had your smallpox vaccine already, otherwise your can order the "sauteed happy family" meal!

I'll make sure to follow the instructions next time I slip.

What a wonderful choice of food in this menu! Should I go for the "sad cold noodles" or the "old yeast"? Nah... I'll just order the "mouth bags" the're my fave!

Sheesh! These chickens really need to learn some good manners!

I'll pass on the "Sixi roasted husband" for tonight and just order vegetarian, thanks.

Looks like this "poisonous & evil rubbish" could do with some holy water!

Maybe I'll just go for the corn soup...